GUAHAO.

GUAHAO.EXE — RUNNING POORLY

Ni hao.I am frog.

please do NOT
tap the glass

no thoughts.
no purpose.
just guahao.

a frog of questionable importance
on the solana blockchain.

Enter the pondLook at frog pictures
NI HAO FROGNO THOUGHTS JUST FROGTHE POND IS CALLINGGUAHAO SEES EVERYTHINGFROG DOES NOT CAREANCIENT FROG TECHNOLOGYTHIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICERIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT

/pond/ - Frog General

rules: 1. frog   2. see rule 1

the frog manifesto (true story)Anonymousthe beginningNo.3070001

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>in the beginning,

>there was nothing.

narrated by nobody. reviewed by no one.

Anonymousshortly after, 03:07No.3070002

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>then there was frog.

>>3070001

first recorded sighting. he had groceries. nobody knows what was in the bag.

Anonymouspicture day, 1996No.3070005

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>nothing really changed.

pic related. taken in 1996. he looks exactly like this today.

historians agree. reluctantly.

Anonymousjust nowNo.3070009

status: frog is online.

founder: a frog.

roadmap: none. only lily pad.

utility: frog.

thoughts: none. brain empty. heart swamp.

enemies: none. only mosquitoes.

refunds: welcome to the pond. there are no refunds.

audit: certified by absolutely nobody.

advice: please remain amphibious.

Anonymousjust nowNo.3070010

>>3070009

>please remain amphibious

this is the most important post on the internet.

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frog is onlinebrain empty. heart swampplease remain amphibiousguahao was here before the internetthe frog knowsvery serious frog businessdo not question the amphibianthe pond remembers

Forbidden
pond footage.you are now entering frog territory. please do not tap the glass.

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GUAHAO wearing black sunglasses beside a plastic cup of tea with a green straw. Caption: NI HAO FROG.

sunglasses: indoors

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GUAHAO lying in bed under a blue checkered blanket, staring directly at the camera. Caption: ME AFTER SAYING GUA HAO ONCE.

condition: amphibious

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GUAHAO sitting at a keyboard in front of an old computer monitor in a dim bedroom, a floral mug beside him. Caption: GUAHAO HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.

he typed nothing

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GUAHAO, a bearded olive-green frog, wearing a gold crown and a red royal robe, seated on a golden throne in a lily pond with a scepter and rays of light behind him. Caption: the pond has chosen you.

coronation portrait, artist unknown

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GUAHAO wearing a gaming headset and a gold embroidered robe, typing on a glowing purple keyboard next to two purple cans. Caption: gua hao is gaming.

do not disturb

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GUAHAO leaning toward a glass fishbowl that contains a spiral galaxy, with an old computer monitor showing a green planet behind him. Caption: the answers are underwater.

one fishbowl. one galaxy.

6 frogs open — drag them. they do not mind.3:00 AM
FORBIDDEN POND FOOTAGEDO NOT TAP THE GLASSFROG CLASSIFIEDUNKNOWN AMPHIBIAN ACTIVITYVERY IMPORTANT IMAGESCERTIFIED BY ABSOLUTELY NOBODY
GUAHAO dressed as a wizard in a purple star-covered hat, holding a glowing staff.

oracle — unlicensed

frog technology is advancing

Ask the frog.

he knows absolutely nothing.

no wisdom has been dispensed yet. the frog is waiting. he is good at it.

wisdom dispensed: 000 — accuracy: unverified

this section has no purpose. we checked.

do not pressthis button.

times pressed: 000 — things achieved: 000

GUAHAO the frog in his 1996 school portrait, supervising. He does not approve.
Lab assessment of this section

awaiting poor decisions.

not a
good
idea.
NI HAO FROGNO THOUGHTS JUST FROGTHE POND IS CALLINGGUAHAO SEES EVERYTHINGFROG DOES NOT CAREANCIENT FROG TECHNOLOGYTHIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICERIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT